the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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