the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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