just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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