Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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