Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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