is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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