is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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