I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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