I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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