i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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