So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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