i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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