Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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