batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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