oh god the rape fog is back!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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