I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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