Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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