sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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