Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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