I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
false alarm, still single
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
