Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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