I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
home. puking in laundry basket.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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