We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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