My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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