I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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