dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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