Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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