This is not my ceiling
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
