At least make sure they are 18
Why
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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