bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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