i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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