Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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