We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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