He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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