I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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