so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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