Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
please don't ironically join a cult
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