He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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