Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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