Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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