I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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