Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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