bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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