office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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