Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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