Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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