he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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