Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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