If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
