my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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