Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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