Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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