I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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